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PASSENGERS TO SUGGEST NEXT DISCRETIONARY CHARGE

 

€1,000 CASH PRIZE FOR BEST SUGGESTION

 

Submit your ideas by email to competition@ryanair.com

 

Ryanair, Europe’s largest low fares airline, today (12th Mar) invited passengers to suggest the airline’s next ancillary revenue idea after Chief Executive, Michael O’Leary, confirmed that the company is examining the possibility of passengers paying to use the on board toilets in a drive to keep costs down and lower Ryanair’s guaranteed lowest fares even further.

 

This Europe wide competition invites passengers to submit their most ingenious, wacky and creative ideas to Ryanair via the www.ryanair.com website to be in with a chance of winning a €1,000 cash prize.

 

Launching the competition, Ryanair’s Stephen McNamara said;

 

“Ryanair is Europe’s largest low fares airline and we plan to continue to reduce costs and fares by stimulating ancillary revenues. We have always provided passengers with choice, if you don’t want to pay for food – don’t buy it, if you don’t want to pay checked in bag charges – don’t bring checked in bags, if you don’t want to pay handling charges – then just use Visa Electron entirely free of charge.

 

Since we confirmed that we are considering a toilet charge we have received a huge number of ancillary revenue suggestions from passengers and we want more. We are asking passengers to submit their ideas with the most creative winning €1,000 cash. Some of the best suggests to date are:

 

· Charging for toilet paper – with O’Leary’s face on it,

· Charging €2.50 to read the safety cards,

· Charging €1 to use oxygen masks,

· Charging €25 to use the emergency exit,

· Charging €50 for bikini clad Cabin Crew.

 

Sauce: http://www.ryanair.com/site/DE/news.php?yr...y=pro-en-120309

 

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i rather pay more for aerobridge...

charge for toilet paper is still ok...

but....Charging €50 for bikini clad Cabin Crew......

 

 

suggest for

ladder 10...

oxygen 1 liter 10...

aircon ...

those place for u to put the food...

walking area in plane

etc?

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Where is the end with all this nonsense ? :angry:

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50 euros for bikini clad cabin crew! Good Lord!

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So, when low pressure occurs in the cabin and the oxygen masks drop down, you have to pay before you use it! And when the plane crash landed, you also have to pay before you can use the emergency exit! Hilarious! :finger:

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Maybe the passengers should pay the pilot direct then? Maybe €10 per pax per sector?

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Maybe the passengers should pay the pilot direct then? Maybe €10 per pax per sector?

 

Like the Rapid KL bus where you pay when you board the bus. In this case it's Airbus.

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Like the Rapid KL bus where you pay when you board the bus. In this case it's Airbus.

 

Ryanair uses 738 though. A pure 738 fleet.

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So, when low pressure occurs in the cabin and the oxygen masks drop down, you have to pay before you use it! And when the plane crash landed, you also have to pay before you can use the emergency exit! Hilarious! :finger:

 

No there are no charges for use of the mask but there is a fee of 10euros for the oxygen.

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